Ok this was just too funny not to post. Kinda got me thinking?!

OBSESSIONS… A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with 4 young Mothers & their small children.  

‘You all have obsessions,’ he observed.  To the 1st mother, Mary, he said, ‘You are obsessed with eating.You’ve even named your daughter Candy.’

He turned to the 2nd Mom, Ann: ‘Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.’

He turned to the 3rd Mom, Joyce: ‘Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.’  

At this point, the 4th mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little Boy by the hand & whispered, ‘Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.

Kinda makes you wonder sometimes huh?xoxox

JJ

Ok so I have been asked numerous times if I squirt…and well the truth is NO I dont and it makes me sad. Well at least it makes me sad now, I did some checking into squirting since so many guys were asking me about it. Yes I guess I am a little naive about some stuff…but doesnt that make me even more cute…LOL! Anyways, I wanted to see what this was really about…I never knew girls could SQUIRT…but boy can they!!! Those girls are seriously talented and that must be one intense orgasm…so I am majorly jealous.

I came across some pretty cool sites so I thought I’d post them here for you…they are also in my links too!!! So if you love girls who squirt or have never seen it before go to http://www.Squirting-Whores.com there is a bunch of hot girls there that can squirt like noones business!!! LOL!!!

Enjoy boys…..

xoxoxo

JJ

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Well I was a good little housewife today. Cleaning the house, doing the laundry, and tending to my four legged kids!! LOL! Yeah, no human children for me just lots of animals…horses, dogs, cats, and even a bird!! I was dressed quite cute today while doing my chores…tight butt fitting sweats and a cute little itty bitty top. Plus I had to have the hair up out of my face…but I did look very cute while working. I always try to be cute no matter what I’m wearing or what I’m doing.

I am think about doing some videos of me doing all my daily/housework chores in the nude….hmmmm a day in the life of Justice Jade…but totally naked?! What do you think?

I have also decided to go back to school and get my Masters Degree in psychology…then I can really fuck with your heads…LOL! I’m just kidding…..

xoxo

JJ

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Hi guys

 So today I was out shopping for a fun and sexy Santa’s helper outfit…I just can’t decide which one I like. I already have the hat and figured…hey they dont mind if its me in all my glory, Santa hat under the Christmas tree!! LOL. Ok maybe some of you want to see me dressed all cute..and love the anticipation of seeing me totally naked. Yeah I guess unwrapping the package is fun huh?!

So at this point I dont have one yet…cant decide and no I didnt buy them all since I couldnt decide…thought about it though!!! LOL!! I’m really excited about doing a photo shoot and video in my little santas helper outfit though! Any ideas?

xoxoxo

JusticeJade (JJ)

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Hi everyone

Hows the weather? I imagine everyone living in the East Coast Area and New England area are hating the weather now..with all the snow and ice storms. That’s just crazy, I can’t imagine living anywhere with weather like that…hell its 44 degrees here in Northern California, 71 degrees in my house and I’m freezing my cute little butt off. And yes boys the nips are hard…very hard!!!

So today I heard on the news that a guy bought another person a cup of coffee in the Starbucks drive thru because the guy behind him was being impatient and honking at him, etc. What a STATEMENT!!! That was very cool…what a way to handle a situation like that huh?

So I’m working on getting my hot vidoes available for you….what do you guys want to see? Tell me what you like…outfits, positions, toys, etc!!! Do you like erotic stories? I’m going to be adding some erotic stories very soon…as well as some fetish stuff for all my fetish lovers out there!!!

xoxoxox

JJ

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So how do you like the new photos I put up? Imagine me naked on that saddle?! Well you dont have to imagine, you can buy the entire set if you want…I’m such a tease!!! And you love it.

Anyways soon I will have a place you can go view my videos…so you choose what you want to see. I decided it was important for everyone to have access to all my content without having to join a site….that way you can pick and choose.

Make sure you check out my pages each time you visit…you never know what I might add, change, etc…I’m always full of surprises. Also there is a page on here, Check Out My Friends, you have to go see my girls and show them some love.

Thank you all for being so loyal to me…you rock and I absolutely adore you.

Hugs and Kisses

JJ

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Hi guys

Well today I did something very cool…I added some free videos of my friends for you guys to check out!! They are very yummy, I sure enjoyed them myself. I posted the links in the Videos section of the blog.

I’m also putting together some photo galleries of me for you all to enjoy. I just love having you all adore me….its such a turn on for me. If I can get it hard and keep it hard, I’m happy!!

For all you fetish lovers I have something special that I’m currently putting together as well…guess you’ll have to just wait and see!

Oh and here are some sex quotes a friend of mine sent to me…some are very true and some are interesting!!

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. - Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. - Sharon Stone

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading. - Steve Jobs

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. - Jack Nicholson

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parked or where he lives but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. - Barbara Bush

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. - Roseanne

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Robert DeNiro

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

See the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams

xoxoxox

JJ

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I have to tell you that I love qoutes,wisdom, positive affirmations, etc…yeah yeah I know you’re thinking BORING!! But you know what that’s me…that’s who I am and that’s part of what I love. I’m being real with you…that’s one thing I have always promised.

 This is one I love:

Mind your own business

The reason why a lot of people do not know about themselves well, is because they are too busy talking about the affairs of other people than their own. —Kindness is measured by the degree of discomfort the one giving it has to take to make it happen.

xoxoxo

JJ

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Guys ask yourself which person do you have?
 12 types of females

1. Ms. Gold-Digger
..
Advantages
a. You have someone to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other boys jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she’ll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your boy comes up she’ll be on his arm the next day.
 

2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
..
Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She’ll try everything more than once.
c. You’re never unsatisfied.
d. She’ll do all the things your girl won’t do.
e. She doesn’t mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she’s a female, she’ll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she’s your “main”.
c. She messes with ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling that she’s a freak.
d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And you need a replacement.
 
 
3. Ms. Independent
..
Advantages
a. You don’t have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She’s intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She’s great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say forget you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one of  her play toys, or goals.
4. Ms. Dyme
..
Advantages
a. She’s top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a “model”
e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn’t care.
Disadvantages
a. She’s superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She’s probably dumb as hell and if she’s not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every kat is gonna try to get her.
 
 
 
 
5. Ms. Tomboy
..
Advantages
a. She’s cool and laid back.
b. She’ll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She’s easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She’s a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She’ll remind you too much of your boy.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.6. Ms. Ghetto
..
Advantages
a. She’s not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She’s down for you. She’ll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She’s always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn’t know how to act in public.
b. Your mom can’t stand her.
c. You get into it with her every other second.
d. She’s willing to fight another girl looking at you PERIOD!!!!.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal .
 
 
 
7. Ms. Good Girl
..
Advantages
a. She’s always there for you.
b. She’s intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner
Disadvantages
a. She’s an A or B situation either: A. You’re not gonna get any until ya’ll are married or she will make you wait A LONG TIME or at least till he feel like you really like her and not just tryin to get some.. or…. B. She said she never done it she said she never tried she’s sitting there telling a lie.

8. Ms. Main
..
 
Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You’ve been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass.
 
 
9. Ms. Psycho
..
Advantages
a. She’s fun and spontaneous.
b. She’s down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don’t you break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Messing with her can make your life a living hell.
 
10. Ms. I have a Man.
..
Advantages
a. She may have a man but she’ll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She’ll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She’ll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she’ll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She’ll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.
 
 
11. Ms. Tease
..
Advantages
a. She’s tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She’s intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every kat wants her cause she’s so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
 
 
12. MRS. RIGHT
..
Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but she is BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother’s.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She’s always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She’s not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she’s your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and then have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She’s always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she’s also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She’s nothing like any other girls you’ve met. She’s your woman. THE RIGHT ONE
Disadvantage: You’ve probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with 1-11 that you let her go 

So which one do you think I am??

xoxoxo
JJ

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Well today instead of doing my regular job…I played hooky and went shopping!! Shame on me!!! Oh well I have to do my work tomorrow instead and put off my crafts until I finish my work!

There is something about this time of year that gets me feeling crafty…making this, painting that, changing the house, cleaning (alot), etc. I think it must be the cold weather, ok so its not that cold here, but cold for this California girl!!! I enjoy being outside when its nice but wind and cold make me BITCHY!!

So tomorrow after I work outside doing my chores that I put off I’m gonna do something fun and crafty!!!

xoxox

JJ